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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Jon Sterling hates on things without cluttering up his real site.</description><title>Jon’s Shitlist</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @jonsterlingshitlist)</generator><link>http://jonsterlingshitlist.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>#1. Your Mobile Web App Sucks.</title><description>&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;You &lt;strong&gt;embedded your web application&lt;/strong&gt; in a native application, and tried to trick
me into thinking that you had actually spent time on this. This is a sin.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;You used controls which attempt to mimic those of the substrate platfom: &lt;strong&gt;the
bullshit interaction of your iPhone-y navigation bar only served to highlight
your incompetence&lt;/strong&gt; to experienced users, and confuse inexperienced ones.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;You made some sort of &lt;strong&gt;bullshit header&lt;/strong&gt; attempt to hover at the top of your
view. All the time, I see bullshit websites that have some sort of terrible
navigation bar that sits at the top of the view, no matter how far down you are
scrolled; but because it is bullshit, when you start dragging to scroll, the
header disappears, and reappears when scrolling has stopped. &lt;strong&gt;This is bullshit.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;You overused animation. Don&amp;#8217;t do this: your app is laggy, and that is the
&lt;strong&gt;opposite of unbad&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;You tried to make it look like iOS. The whole point of making web
applications is that your don&amp;#8217;t have to spend resources building a separate app
on each platform. If you are content to force all users, regardless of their
platform, to use an app that &lt;strong&gt;looks like you disemboweled iOS and filled her with
bullshit&lt;/strong&gt;, then you should have just made a nice native app for iOS and ignored
the other platforms.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ol&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;Welcome to my shitlist.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jonsterlingshitlist.tumblr.com/post/3133644746</link><guid>http://jonsterlingshitlist.tumblr.com/post/3133644746</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 Feb 2011 20:12:00 -0500</pubDate><category>mobile</category><category>web-apps</category></item><item><title>"Welcome to Hell."</title><description>“Welcome to Hell.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Yours Sincerely,&lt;br/&gt; Jon Sterling&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://jonsterlingshitlist.tumblr.com/post/3114158012</link><guid>http://jonsterlingshitlist.tumblr.com/post/3114158012</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Feb 2011 20:29:00 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
